Monday, September 29, 2008

THIS IS WHY I LOVE WORKING WITH CHILDREN!!!

I got this e-mail from my grandma. Enjoy!!!!

ALL MEN / ALL GIRLS
When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless every family member, every friend, and every animal (current and past).
For several weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer, Kelli would say, 'And all girls.'This soon became part of her nightly routine, to include this closing. My curiosity got the best of me and I asked her, 'Kelli, why do you always add the part about all girls?'Her response, 'Because everybody always finish their prayers by saying 'All Men'!'

MOSES AND THE RED SEA

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.'Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses on a mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt . When he got to the Red Sea , he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.''Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?' his mother asked.'Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!'

LOT'S WIFE
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot 's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, 'My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,' he announced triumphantly, 'and she turned into a telephone pole!'

BEING THANKFUL
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, 'So your mother says your prayers for you each night? That's very commendable. What does she say?'
The little boy replied, 'Thank God he's in bed!'

UNTIMELY ANSWERED PRAYER
During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Tommy's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, 'Tommy, whatever made you do such a thing?'Tommy answered, soberly, 'I asked God to teach me to whistle, and He did!'

Thursday, September 25, 2008

FUNNY VIDEO

You have to check out this video. it's of a kitten playing with an electric toothbrush. it's four minutes long but worth the whole time!!!!
there are some other funny videos of cats and dogs, i highly recommend them!!!
ENJOY
Click on the link below

MSN Video